• Astral Email: webmaster@void.nirvana
• Dharma Phone: 1-800-OM-MANI
• Psychic Hotline: Just think really hard about us
• Physical Address: Somewhere in Cyberspace, The Pure Land
• IRC: #enlightenment_help (response time: instant + 3 kalpas)
༄་་་ Contact the Digital Sangha ་་་༄
Our digital monks are currently in retreat
(Expected return: Next kalpa)
Ways to Reach Us
Digital Meditation Room
Current Status:
Users in meditation: ∞
Average ping to nirvana: 84000ms
Server consciousness level: ELEVATED
Users in meditation: ∞
Average ping to nirvana: 84000ms
Server consciousness level: ELEVATED
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Tech Support Koans
Q: What is the sound of one server crashing?
A: sudo rm -rf attachment/*
Q: If a website loads in cyberspace and no one is online to see it, does it generate merit?
A: Error 200: Enlightenment OK
A: sudo rm -rf attachment/*
Q: If a website loads in cyberspace and no one is online to see it, does it generate merit?
A: Error 200: Enlightenment OK
Connection Status
Current Modem Speed: 108 Baud
Spiritual Bandwidth: Unlimited
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Last Updated: In a previous life
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Failed Contact Attempts: 404
Last Updated: In a previous life
Best viewed in Non-Dual Awareness 4.0